Gurauan Or Cari Pasal

Semalam, eone round2 1 taman.. smasa eone round 2, eone terdengar 1 kekecohan kat rumah tu.. eone ape lagi prgi la tnya jiran dia. "kenapa dorang kecih2 sgat makcik", "entah la nak, mereka 2 mmg mcm 2 dari sebelum nikah smapai dah nikah kecoh x sudah2".. eone pon blah dari makcik 2 and dngar perbualan dan gurauan mereka.... dengar2 punya dengar punya dengar eone gelak...haaaaa~~~ knpa eone gelak?? nak tau knp cba bce gurauan ereka yang sempan aku rekod...heeee

Gurauan sebelum menikah dan setelah menikah :

Before marriage. Darling here.. darling there...

After marriage. Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. I die for you. . .

After marriage. "You die, up to you. "

udah lama married. You die I help you!

Before marriage. You go anywhere. . I follow you.

After marriage. . You go anywhere. . up to you .

Lagi lama married. You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding you are my heart, you are my love"

After wedding "you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding "you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"

After wedding "you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you

After wedding Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La

After wedding You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding She looks like Anita Sarawak

After wedding Don't know whether katak or biawak

haaa~~~ mmg lawak gila la... eone harap kamu semua janganlah pula buat semua perkara di atas. nak gurau biar berpada2 ok...!! heeeee~~~